Pillz

Fifteen bottles: five prescriptions, two over-the-counter pills, vitamins, calcium, a mineral, a probiotic, and an herbal anti-inflammatory.

That's the Hoss pile on the left. Mine's on the right.

Yes, we take all of these every morning - in fact, Hoss takes an additional five at night.

I used to think old people bought those pill organizers because they couldn't keep track of what pills to take when - or worse, couldn't remember if they'd taken them at all.

But no, I now realize the truth.

We open bottles at least 126 times per week. The organizer owners open theirs once a week.

I feel so stupid.