Saturday, June 20, 2015

Texting? Road Rage? Stroke?

Yes, yes, of course I'm curious why this wreck occurred.

But on second glance, I'm far more interested in the chances that the two most diminutive emergency responders in the history of Garanimals turnout gear show up at the same accident.

Presume the taller bald dude on the left is the average 5'10" American male. Subtract the two inch PPE helmet padding and the three inch PPE boot inserts and heels, and you're looking at not one but two first-on-the-scene type guys who, in concert and under the influence of, say, PCP, couldn't manage to check the top of my head for sunburn.

And yet, there they are.

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